Saturday, 15 October 2011

National Road Relay 1

Dear Blog,
               Eat your heart out Karl Berstein. Eat your heart out Bob Westward. Stick the Watergate Exposé in the waste bin of history. We now have Streetlygate. STREETLYGATE, I kid you not. If the Watergate scandal brought down the Nixon administration, what will Streetlygate bring down? Some question, eh Blog. Do I go public or do I keep quiet? How do I wrestle with my conscience?
Today I went to Sutton Park, in Sutton Coldfield to the north of Birmingham to watch my elder daughter run in the National Road Relays for Coventry Godiva Harriers. If you do not know Blog, the National Road relays in the autumn consist of four legs of 4.3km for women and six legs of 5.8km for men. In the spring, the National Road Relays at Sutton Park, consist of six legs of 2.995miles for women and twelve legs of alternate long and short legs of 5.38 miles and 2.995 miles for men. During the week, while doing some research for my ‘History of Athletics in the Coventry Area with Particular Reference to Coventry Godiva Harriers’ I came across a set of photographs I had taken in [year withheld]. Now, in the past, I have been a lone voice crying in the wilderness. No one would listen to me. I have repeatedly claimed that in [year withheld], the National long stages were short. If you do not know Blog, the long stage runners race to Streetly Gate, in Sutton Park, go out of the park gate for a few metres, turn and return into the park, running along the same roadway back to the Sutton Park Monument the identical route taken on the way they ran out. The country’s best runners turn out for their clubs in the National Road Relays each year, the cast list being a race promoter’s dream of quality; not that the promoters could afford to assemble such a glitterati of athletic talent for a single race, but these world class athletes turn out for their club as a matter of personal pride. The long stage times recorded are therefore the stuff of legends. The pecking order is the subject of club debate around the athletic clubs of the country. Now Blog. THE problem. I have always claimed that in [year withheld], the race for the long leg was short. “Oh yes Colin, go take a cold shower. A very cold shower. You can be a bore at times, you know. Most times”. The set of photographs I found, clearly show that in [year withheld] all the runners turned inside the park before the Streetly Gate. Embarrassing what????? Are all those records from [year withheld] nullified??? Will England Athletics take action to re write the record books??? Will UK Athletics set up a committee of enquiry??? Will that nice Mr Cameroon sack his Sports Minister??? Will Usain Bolt run into next year??? Will the British railway trains run on time??? Will all the kitchen cookers run on gas??? OR WILL England Athletics silence me by offering me the job of Team Manager which has just been vacated by that coach bloke. OR WILL UK Athletics buy me off by offering me tickets for all the athletic events at next year’s Olympic Games in London? I’ll accept nothing short of the honour of lighting the Olympic Bowl in the Stadium! I don’t mind using my own matches. During today’s racing I went out to the Streetly Gate and did a bit of measuring, a bit of a run through using the different turning points .... about four seconds difference is a conservative estimate, I reckon. FOUR SECONDS. Boy will that alter the overall official times, or will that alter the overall official times?? This is the stuff for the red tops, don’t you think Blog? I could make a killing? Do I go to the Daily Mirror or do I go to the Sun? The Guardian ... you cannot be serious? If Mr Dandelion Burdoch hadn’t closed the News of the World down, they would have definitely crossed my palm with silver .... if not gold? Remember, the camera does not lie. Berstein and Woodward may have tape evidence, but I have evidence on celluloid; and in colour, not your black and white. Your actual Kodak, I kid you not. So who are the international athletes who have a FOUR second handicap??? Which famous runners will slip down the greasy pole of all time bests??? Is the official team times affected in [year withheld]??? Are those particularrecorded team times also null and void??? Will the clubs’ sponsors grease my palm to destroy the evidence??? Or will they make me a Life Member??? Just in case they try to give me a pair of concrete running shoes, or a weighted racing vest, and I am made to do a session trading water, I have instructed my solicitor that in the untimely event of me trudging even more slowly, they are to release into the public domain all the information concerning Streetlygate that I have deposited with them!!  On the other hand, perhaps a generous donation to the children’s charity for disable children, Tiny Tims Children’s Centre will cause me to have an attack of amnesia??? What do you think, Blog. Bit of a poser, what???
                     Colin
                  

Friday, 14 October 2011

Warwick University

Photograph Quiz:
Photo no. 53:- Which World Championships were held in Coventry? When? Where? And who are the two athletes on the right of the photograph?
Dear Blog,
                Last night was the official opening of the Coventry Godiva Harriers new clubhouse next to the track at the Warwick University Westwood site. I expected to see you there Blog. Didn’t you finish training in time? I went out as usual at 6.30 from the changing rooms to do a few trudgie efforts in spikes. It is interesting at this time of year at the club. We get an influx of students from Warwick University and students from the Coventry University in town; the latter have to travel out of town for a couple of miles to get to the track while the former are on site, most freshers being accommodated on site in halls of residence. In subsequent years the Warwick students move into flats etc, in Kenilworth or Leamington, the new cycle way will prove a boon for them as it will be a direct short route into lectures without the hassle of traffic. Many of the students join us first claim. If you read my ‘History of Athletics in Coventry with Particular Reference to Coventry Godiva Harriers’, you will find that one of the themes I explore is the educational influences on club development; the continual injection of fresh blood from the ever changing student population provides a yearly stimulus for growth of the Godivas. Coventry is unique in this sense as both apprenticeships (pre war) and comprehensive schools (post war) had a profound effect on the success of the running club which did not happen elsewhere in England.
Needless to say, the second noticeable yearly event is the darkening nights. At least the kids are now all wearing reflective material to be seen safely in the dark. October - so all the coaches take to the roads ... and the injuries start to manifest themselves. I do despair. A summer spent on grass providing protection naturally to the skeletal structure of the body, then WHAM BANG, Hit the road Jack. Thump thump thump. Joint action and reaction from the unnaturally hard surfaces doing untold damage now and in the future on the young bodies. Why cannot the coaches see that with a little ingenuity softer surfaces can be found despite the lack of light. Routines need not be changed radically. I do despair. And I feel so sorry when the athletes get injured and the cause cannot be found. Its bleeding obvious, Mr Coach.
So to the opening
Coventry Godiva Harriers open their new headquarters.
At 8:00pm on 13th October, many life members, Olympians and athletes and officials of Coventry Godiva Harriers past and present, gathered in the new Headquarters of the athletic club, for the official opening of the brand new building.Also present was Counsellor John Mutton (leader of Coventry City Council), Mr Terry Monnington, (Director of Sport Warwick University), Mr Roger Medwell (Director NP Aerospace), Alan Parsons (Architect RCI Associates) and Mr Joseph Molloy (whose company built the building)Following twenty six years in the previous temporary pre fabricated building, the club had managed to save sufficient funds to enable it to commission the building of the new facility at  the Kirby Corner Road Campus in the Autumn of 2010.The Club was grateful to see the formal unveiling of the plaque performed by Mr Michael Linton MBE, the new Chief Executive Officer of NP Aerospace who are long term sponsors and supporters of Coventry Godiva Harriers.Chairman Keith Richards said “ I would like to thank NP Aerospace, Coventry City Council, and the University of Warwick for all their past and continuing support in a whole variety of ways.  We are thrilled that this exciting new facility is now open, and it will be a huge asset to the development of the club.”
The official press release. What it doesn’t say, is that the the retiring M.D.,of N.P., is Roger Medwell, is a long time member of Godiva ... probably longer than me? As a boss of a large manufacturing company, he was often on the shop floor, never minding to get his hands mucky. He probably knew the name of every employee and their families, I kid you not. He still runs. He takes the youngsters on a Sunday morning, the Godiva Kidz. The club had a nomad HQ until the 1980s when we moved onto the Warwick University site, various pubs around the city performing the function of a committee room. The result of this from a personal view point was that, when I started to take an interest in the club history in the 1990s, I found that very little documentation existed as minutes, results, photographs were kept by the different officials at their homes as there was nowhere else to deposit them. And when the official died, the relatives not appreciating the importance of all the documentation, simply threw them away. I have found some information about the club’s roots, but it is a painfully slow process. When we moved to Warwick, the club HQ became a temporary, flat roofed ex office port-a-cabin. It was never designed to last for any length of time and needed continual attention to keep it weather tight. It was beginning to show its age and it certainly didn’t fit in with the University ethos. Before the local government boundary changes in the 70s, the Uuniversity’s Westwood site was the Coventry Teacher Training Collage. The first buildings for the new university were built across the road, but that land was in the County of Warwick. Despite its proximity to Coventry (100m), the County officials made their point of ownership and called the new university the University of Warwick, the County town of Warwick being fifteen miles down the road to the south. The name continues to cause confusion. Boundary changes in local government bought about the amalgamation of the two institutions. BUT. Warwick was an academic establishment and didn’t want to know about sweaty jog strap types. Teacher training dwindled, Physical Education was definitely a ‘no, no’. The training collage had had a very good reputation as a successful teacher training collage prior to the amalgamation. But Warwick appeared to be not interested. Academia had no interest in sport despite the University having triple A rated sports facilities, which were under used by the students. It was perhaps in the mid 90s that Senate realised that there was a few bob to be made out of sport, so much so that next year, 2012, the University is the centre of activities for the Olympic Football completion, accommodation, training etc.; all the ruby pitches have been turned over to soccer! Godiva erected a brick built weight training room a few years ago. Very impressive. The new club house is in a similar style and super impressive, etched glass entrance doors etc., I kid you not. When the all weather track was built in the 1980s to replace the existing college cinder track, Godiva, Coventry Council, Warwick University and the Sports Council all chipped in similar amounts of cash, but, since then, Warwick University have taken the burden of maintenance; and a superb job they do. They are also very helpful to the athletics club. Godiva are so very lucky in having the University’s cooperation. So the new clubhouse complements our weights facility which in turn merges in with the University’s overall ambiance.
The clubhouse main room only has a photographic display of individual Olympians at the moment, hung above the windows overlooking the track; the walls having yet to have notice boards put up. I find that the photos are a little higher up on the walls than they used to be in the old club house. I find I have to stretch up to polish the glass on my photograph now whereas I could reach quite easily in the past. The chairs I have to stand on do not seem as firm as the old ones; I felt quite safe on them. I started to use soap and water to polish my picture but then changed to ‘windowlene’, subsequently to car screen cleaner but I noticed that my glass always seemed smeared. I then started using an outside window spray, but that was no better. I have ended up by using an impregnated polishing cloth which I must say gives a much better result. The extra expense is worth it, I feel. As I sat there last night, sipping my glass of wine looking up admiringly at my photograph, my chest swelled with pride as the picture was so clean and sparkly compared to all the other ones. I wonder if the club committee will allow me to fix a spotlight to shine directly onto the frame. What do you reckon Blog? I shall bring it up at the next committee meeting in November.
                                             Colin

Tuesday, 11 October 2011

Coventry Way

Photograph Quiz:
Photo no. 52:- The Coventry Half Marathon passed down the Lane where our country house is situated. Both my daughters were quite upset when they passed the Lodge at the end of the drive and saw that granny and granddad had come out to cheer them on. Both girls thought that the wrinklies would have made a bit more effort to live up to the family motto. What is the family motto and what does the family crest look like?
Dear Blog,
I hope you are well and have recovered from recent the trauma, if you know what I mean. Nod, nod, wink, wink. Not to worry but do take care!!!!! As you said ‘You can foolda people some of the time, but there is always a clever dick waiting round da corner.’
Did a five milerish yesterday and was late back. Set off from Hawkesbury Junction near Bedworth in Warwickshire and did a loop which was basically along the Oxford Canal and then the Coventry Canal. Hawkesbury is a canal junction, notable because of the single lock there … the lock enables the canal barges to rise a magnificent total height of eighteen inches, I kid you not. One foot six. Forty five centimetres. Depending on which reference you wish to rely upon, it seems that one of the surveyors of either the Coventry Canal Company or the Oxford Canal Company made a tinsey winsey cockup with his calculations when the canals were being built and which were supposed to meet  …ooops, the water level of one canal was eighteen inches higher than the other. Or I may have got that wrong; it could have been that the water level of one was eighteen inches lower than the other. Part of the problem being that the calculators in those days were not quite as good as they are today … you just couldn’t get the batteries; and Babbage didn’t do much to help, all those cogs and things. I think the best model on the market was the i-bacus? Anyway, one of the surveyors collected his P45*.
 I travelled up stream along the Oxford Canal to Sowe Common, very pleasant except for the fact that the canal runs alongside the M6 for two miles and you are deafened from the continual roar of thousands of cars and lorries rushing as fast as possible between here and there. From the Common, the route is across the country until you meet up with the Coventry Way, which is a forty mile designated footpath which circumnavigates the city, keeping to established rights of way in the countryside but never being more than five miles from the city centre. Interestingly there were quite a few oak trees along the way …. I got to thinking; how do the clever clog naturalists know that squirrels forget where they have left their stores of nuts? Has any one asked the squirrels or have the naturalists just made that assumption? Perhaps the squirrels are far cleverer than the naturalists give them credit for .... The squirrels lay down plenty of nuts for the winter in different places so that nosey naturalists can’t find them. If the winter is mild, all the stocks are not needed, some stores are surplus to requirements. That being the case, because the squirrels are much cleverer than the nosey naturalists, they set up squirrel working parties in the Spring and expose the nuts just enough for a foraging naturalist to stumble across a store ‘by chance’. The noise the squirrels make in the Spring, is not a mating call as the naturalists would have us believe, it’s the squirrels high in the trees laughing their nuts off at all the dopey naturalists poking about on the ground below!!!
Nearing Bedworth, where I used to live in a caravan for six or seven years, the path returns to the Coventry Canal back to the start. In my first job in the Midlands, I had the bright idea to run back home from work along the Coventry Canal towpath as a pleasant change from the fume filled roads. In Yorkshire, some of my regular routes took in parts of the towpath of the Leeds and Liverpool Canal; the paths were always reasonably maintained. What a shock I had on my first attempt to run home alongside the water. It was mostly in the water. The paths were in an appalling state of disrepair, often disappearing without trace for long stretches. I soon gave up. Trying to run across country back to my caravan was no better. Foot paths no longer existed, or they had disappeared beneath the vegetation, or they were blocked with brambles, occasionally barbed wire. The farmers alleged trespass by me, using guns and dogs as a deterrent, I kid you not. As it was my word against the farmer with no witnesses, the police were powerless to take any action on my behalf. I was quicker than Pavlov’s doggies in learning and very quickly confined my running activities to the fume filled roads.
                Colin
PS  Blog .. if you get in touch with any of your 48 foreign friends, do point out to them that the P45 is the official document you get when you get the chop from your job and it enables you to get help from that nice Mr Cameroon to have a month or two sunbathing.

Sunday, 9 October 2011

Olympic Marathon Trial

Photograph Quiz:
Photo no. 52:- This pub in Coventry might be closing down. In the late nineteenth century, what were the two brothers called who ran it? What was their contributions to the success of more than one athletic club in Coventry? What connection did the pub have to the invention of a new sport in the late 1920s … and what was the significance of an Angel?
Dear Blog,
Sorry I have been out of touch this week, I hope you were not too worried Blog. The problem is that I do not have the internetty thing and as a result, I have to rely on the use of my daughter’s laptopping. Well this week this arrangement has not been convenient as she has been cat sitting for a couple of her friends who have been away on holiday. Yes Blog, I did say cat sitting. CAT, as in  MOGGY, MOGGY, MOGGY! And she took her laptopping with her. Not so much as ‘Do you mind, dad?’ Oh no. ‘Blow you if your mate Blog is worried’ … and off she went, milk, cat food, litter tray and all.
‘A week is a long time in politics’ was a quote of Wilson’s (before your time Blog?) which had the equivalent in athletics; to paraphrase … ‘If the latest fad in a training schedule is not enough to improve your performance by your next session, then it will at least be showing dividends by next Saturday’s race’, attributable to either Hyman or Tulloch (before your time Blog?), I cannot remember which. Well we have just had a week, haven’t we? Firstly me having to make do without a laptopping and secondly, the weather; trudging in shorts and t-shirt last weekend whilst getting a suntan, trudging in full tracksuit and wet suit top this weekend whilst getting frost bite … well nearly. Doing efforts at the University of Warwick playing fields yesterday morning, I just about kept warm. At least my two hours over the country this morning was OK as I wore excessive kit, so I sweated a little .... and it was milder. It reminded me about the time I used to wear a bin liner while training, but that’s another story*. It looks as if winter is on its way. Do you know what I really hate about winter Blog? Not the six months of cold. Not the weeks of snow and frost. Not the dark nights and dark mornings. Not the slippery roads in a morning. Not having to miss out trudging on grass. No. The thing I hate most about the British winter is the cold toilet seat. First thing on a cold morning you get a frozen bottom. That is not nice. The only solution seems to be to invent an electrically warmed seat or to emigrate to a warmer clime, the latter option being a bit drastic because it might be a little tiresome to keep to bringing all my dirty washing home for my wife to do. Carting a suitcase of smelly clothes through customs each week would become a bit of a drag and the postage would be prohibitive. And what would I say at passport control if they wanted to inspect what I was bringing into the country? So it looks as if I’ll have to go to B. & Q. to see if there is such an item as a warm toilet seat. A little embarrassing really. Still it is that or trudging with a cold bottom for another six months.
My elder daughter who ran in the Coventry Half Marathon last Sunday might have raised in excess of 500 quids for the children’s charity Tiny Tims Children’s Centre. Did you cough up Blog???
                                    Colin.
PS * Another story. Bin liner as in black plastic bag for waste disposal …. In 1967, thinking I had an outside chance of getting to the Mexico Olympics for the marathon race as the GB selectors had announced that there would be no doubling up in distance events at the Games because of the altitude, which effectively meant that there would be six distance places up for grabs, three places at 10k and three places at the marathon. Of course I could do nothing about altitude training but I thought I could get used to the heat problem. I used to wear a black plastic bag for all training sessions to make me sweat. The bag was worn next to the skin, underneath my clothing. Putting a cold bag on first thing in a morning was not nice so I used to sleep with it in bed so it was warm when I got up to get ready to run to work. The liner was dried on the pipes at work, so it was warm for the dinner time session and warm for the run home after work!! Even in winter I used to finish a session with my socks and feet wet through from all the sweat that had trickled down my legs into my trainers!! Any way I ran the trials in Wales. I spent all my spare cash travelling down to Cwmbran by train the previous day, found unsuitable lodgings and suffered in the race from a pair of Puma shoes which were severely cut away on the instep, causing me painful adductor problems. I got a lift back to Coventry with Pam and Bob Turney who were in the same running club as me, Coventry Godiva Harriers. I mention this because the following year, the trials for the European Games were held in Manchester at the Maxol Marathon. I was injured quite badly with my adductors still, but they offered to take me up to Manchester to watch the race as Billy Adcocks from our club was a hot favourite to win. I sat in the front of the car with Bob for the drive up North and a girl whom Pam coached sat in the back with her. The girl had been on a coaching weekend which the club had held at Methyr Mawr, in Wales, the previous year … she was a sprinter and all I remember about her was that she had moaned for two full days about her legs aching from the mileage she was expected to do. We saw the race, travelled back to Coventry and stopped at a service station on the way home. After a drink of tea, Pam being Pam, hot footed it back to the car first before anyone else so she could occupy the front seat with Bob, leaving me in the back with the girl she coached. …. Forty two years later, the girl sprinter in the back of the car is still a bit of a back seat driver; she is now called Mrs Kirkham!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, 4 October 2011

Coventry Half Marathon 2011 - take three

Blog,
     In our last communication did you have to wear your magnifying specs and  ..... ‘What is an ‘a’ and an ‘o’ between friends I ask you???’ I am sure that Jupiter, with a capitol ‘J’ will forgive me this once??
Following on from yesterday’s comments about the Coventry Half Marathon, it has to be asked ‘Where was the flat fast course that was advertised?’ ‘What happened to the ‘Lady Godiva’ in the ‘Lady Godiva Half Marathon’, one of the previous races’ selling points?? Sell Coventry by using it’s history surely? I do hope that the organisers have sent a letter of apology to the runners, including the leaders, who went wrong through lack of marshals. Not a nice thing to happen. A turning point in a race should be ‘bleeding obvious’ as they say. Perhaps the council chief executive and the councillor who both ran will get together and get the race sorted. Let us hope that the contract signed with the promotions company is not too long term.
Looking at the field of joggers it was interesting to see the conservatism, with a small ‘c’, of the gear they wear. Sombre. Dull even. Go to any cycle race, or see cyclists out bicycling along on a Sunday morning and they are a kaleidoscope of colour. Big commercial break for you there Blog. Get the bright colourful gear out to the joggers and retire when you sell your successful sports clothing business. A few years ago, well twenty years actually, Ron Hill had the right idea. His racers and spikes stood out in a crowd ... all bright swirls and splashes. Some of his kit also. But he was ahead of his time. He was fighting (unsuccessfully) years of conservatism in the sport; a reticence to be different. Now he wouldn’t be able to sell the stuff fast enough as there is nothing out there that is flashy. The established firms dare not take the chance to tool up and invest in a chancy venture of bright gear in case of financial failure. So Blog. I design, you sell and we’ve cracked it. Our next problem is what to do with all the quids we make. I’ll pop out for a trudge now and let you know what I have come up with when I get back. If I do intervals it will give me time to think in the recovery phase.
                          Colin

Monday, 3 October 2011

....some race in Coventry....

Dear Blog,
               Missed me??? Spent Friday and Saturday helping the bloke on the estate down the lane take a mega big tree down ... and I do mean mega with a capitol ‘M’. Gigantic! Luckily he had all the climbing equipment and was happy swinging about 60 feet up in the air. Two days to chop it down. Two days, I kid you not. Four of us on one day, three of us on the other, chain sawing section by section. Had to do it in bits as the tree stretched over the next two properties, and damage to fixtures had to be avoided. But we did it    eventually    .
Yesterday was the Coventry Half Marathon. The council is supposed to have paid the company £50,000 to put the race on. With approx 1500 entries at a shade over £20 per go, that gives a working capital of £80,000. That’s a lot of dosh. Each entrant had to trail into the city to collect their chip, so there was no postage costs for the organisers. Residents along the route were supposed to be sent details through the post to warn of the race taking place. I didn’t get one ... my neighbours weren’t informed, so there was no postage for the organisers. 1348 appear on the results sheet which was a bit of a surprise as only 1041 were recorded as starting, so I was told. But you cannot trust all you are told, can you? The announcer at the conclusion to the race informed that there was a special prize for the best performance of a runner who has competed in both the Kenilworth Half Marathon and the Coventry Half Marathon. It will be interesting to see who the winner of this special award is, what the award is, and when the announcement is made .... if you entered both races together, it cost MORE than entering both races separately, I kid you not. How’s that for marketing technique?? Buy one get more cash out for the other. BOGCOFTO? Did you get your finishers T-shirt Blog or were you one of the unlucky ones who missed out?? I hope you didn’t pay extra for the technical T-shirt with your expensive entry fee, at least if you missed out on the cheap T-shirt that you didn’t get, you no doubt don’t feel too bad because you didn’t pay an extras £2 for the Technical t-Shirt that you didn’t get. What a goodie bag, eh Blog. Did you enjoy the apple and the bag of crisps?? Bet you were pleased with your goodie bag reward for the 13 miles in the boiling sun. I hope you didn’t take more than the one bottle of water suggested by the organisers because they were a bit short .... one bottle is surely enough for running 13 miles in temperatures in the 80s, don’t you think Blog? Did you miss the finishing clock, Blog? No race leader car with no clock and no clock at the finish .... couldn’t the organisers be arsed, you may ask yourself, Blog? You get a finish clock in any old poxy race, these days. But not on Sunday, in October, in Coventry, at the end of a Half Marathon Race. Still the course must have given you a laugh. What a joke, eh Blog? No times or finishing positions for the poor kiddies in the Fun Run. That’s OK, though. They were told to down load their certificate from the web ... they won’t have anything to write on it mind you, but they can down load their finishing certificate from the web. That’s OK. With less than half a dozen runners in the mile, you would think that the organisers could cope, wouldn’t you Blog. Think again, Blog. They were sent wrong. On an out and back straight road for 800m out and the same return 800m back ... and they were sent wrong. Now that takes class, with a capitol ‘C’. Real planning with a capitol ‘P’. Did you enjoy your ten minute sun bathe on the start line in the sun. Now you don’t get many races where the organisers give you a rest before you start. I suppose the promised time zones signs were nicked by the local yobbos. Can’t trust anyone these days, can you Blog? I suppose that accounts for me spotting a couple of 2 hour half marathon runners on the front start row because they were confused about where to go as they couldn’t fine their time zone despite the extra ten minutes they were given to find it. With at least a couple of local councillors running one hopes that the falling entry numbers might be stemmed before the race collapses totally into oblivion. Such a shame we end up with Sunday’s joke in the city that has got a stack of clubs with races organisers in each who could organise a race the great city of Coventry would be proud of. But with most joggers not aware of the race’s short comings, being used to the substandard presentation over the last five or six years, the council will continue with the diminishing entries until the death bells toll. An opportunity to put the City of Coventry on the real athletic map, LOST.                               Quote of the century or two ...... forget Martin Luther King and his nightmare ..... forget President Kennedy and his problem with his bin liner ..... forget Churchill messing about on the beach .... don’t worry about the Lady turning round in circles ..... THE quote has to be from the Race Director of the Coventry Half Marathon as he cycled round the course, urging the sparse spectators and supporters on the course of the race to ‘get into the road and get across the road junctions to block the traffic getting onto the course because we are short of marshals’ .... £80,000 and they are short of marshals, £80,000 and they run short of T-shirts, £80,000 and no race clock .....
My daughters did OK. The elder did about 1:37 to come 7th senior lady, pleased because she could collect extra £5 quids of sponsorship from those sponsors who didn’t think she could break 1:45 for the distance. She has raised £300 plus for the children’s charity for disable children, Tiny Tims Children’s Centre. You can up it a few quids if you want Blog. My younger daughter came third in the senior lady’s race, won £100 and promptly gave it to her sister for the charity, Tiny Tims Children’s Centre. Now I ask you. Is that thoughtful? Did she trouble to ask me if I wanted a new pair of trainers? Did she nelly. No, she gave it to her sister for the charity, Tiny Tims Children’s Centre. Did she offer to take her mum and dad out for a meal? Did she nelly. No, she gave it to her sister for the charity, Tiny Tims Children’s Centre. Did she offer to take her mum to a Spa Centre for a day of pampering? Did she nelly. No, she gave it to her sister for the charity, Tiny Tims Children’s Centre. Well I ask you? What sort of children have I brought up, Blog?
                                   Colin

Saturday, 1 October 2011

Water, water everywhere

So, Blog, what do you make of this hot weather? Global warming or global warming? I am still trudging around in shorts – shorts in October! Never before have I had to expose my legs to my adoring public in the autumn. I suppose I’ll now have to shave them to keep up appearances. The weather does of course, have its compensations. Tuesday I got up early to burn up the tarmac and the weather presented me with an inversion level. The old estate lies in a dip with the river Sherbourne flowing along the bottom of the orchard. Well it would flow along the bottom of the orchard if there was any water in the river bed. Global warming or global warming? An inversion level occurs in nature when the air is trapped in a valley, the warm air is trapped at ground level, the higher air being much much colder sometimes resulting in a mist. This was the situation on Tuesday. Outside the back door through the servant’s quarters, the air was balmingly warm, the air crystal clear affording uninterrupted views down the Lane to the village. At roof top height, a thick mist obscured the chimney pots. The field opposite disappeared in the mist as it rose up to the top meadows. All very dramatic. Unusual. A memory to stack away for future reference. I like to collect memories for future use when the going gets tough .... an example; when the weather is not very nice, the cold and wet enough to put off the most dedicated trudger from trudging, I don’t trudge down the country lanes in the cold, wet  and dark, I run along the burning beach in Porta Rica, or race around the Kinneret in the warm winter sunshine. Try stacking up memories, Blog. They can be very useful. One day during the spring holidays, whem a second former at the northern grammar school I attended, along with other form members, we organised ourselves to go for a hike from Settle to climb Penygent, one of the three Yorkshire Peaks. No staff member, just pupils. We left Keighley on a dull dank morning, the bus from Skipton to Settle was taken in the depressing weather. At Settle the weather had improved to a dry, mist enveloping morning. No views of the Dales today was the general consensus. As we climbed out of Settle, the mist hung heavy in the still air. Then it happened. Amazingly we climbed out of the mist into glorious clear sunshine. It was like a stage set with the dry ice sitting quite still, only the top half of the actors visible. There it was the top of the few bare trees poking out of the mist, floating rootless on the gentle waves of white candyfloss. A chimney pot sitting isolated with no visible means of support. The sun was soon to burn the mist away but it didn’t burn away the curious lasting memory.
Last week, slowly trudging past the local reservoirs on the different days I spent in Yorkshire, I got to thinking about the waste of potential energy they offered. The payback time for the solar panel installation which we are all being urged to install, is 25 years. If the bandwagon of energy generation is being driven so desperately by the government as the next best thing after sliced bread, I suspect that ten years down the line, some house owners might be feeling a draught with expensive repairs, unit premiums eroded by inflation and newer cheaper technology coming on stream. Putting my money where my mouth is, I suspect one old form of energy generation with a new twist could be from the reservoirs I had trudged by on my trudges. I took in Pondon, Lower Laithe and Watersheddles on my various outings. Take Watersheddles, for example, as the highest of the three, sitting on the Yorkshire – Lancashire [wash your mouth out with salt water, say three Hail Marys and ask for absolution] border. On its way to the water purification plant, it drops 50 or 60 metres and a further 100 metres before it hits the valley floor, the other two reservoirs have a smaller but steeper drops. Surely the water flow could be harnessed to generate electricity before entering the water pipe system to be consumed by the populace? The payback time for these small generation stations would be relative small. The income generated might even cut our bills. Joke. At a time of rising water prices imposed on us by the Water Companies, would it not be financial prudence to build a small station at each the hundreds of reservoirs scattered around the hills of this country? Micro generation. You heard it first here Blog. The same idea could be extended on a national scale ... the nation being Israel. The Dead Sea water level is dropping, causing mounting concern. Chemical extraction by a joint Israel/Jordon venture being one cause, evaporation being another, the main culprit being irrigation from the River Jordon before the stream enters the Lake. The Dead Sea is 380 metres below sea level. The Dead Sea is about 65 kilometres from the Mediterranean at its nearest point, but to avoid any loss of the West Bank in future negotiations with the Palestinians, an extension of 20 kilometres would ameliorate that situation. If water was piped from the Med to the Dead Sea, the 350 metres drop would, via a series of generators produce enough power to provide a significant percent of the nations needs. Extraction could take place about a mile off the Israeli shore with a safety exclusion zone of 800 metres offering no problem to leisure or shipping activities on or near the coast. The route would need to be considered carefully. A southern route via Beersheba, avoiding the West Bank but encountering the hills of the Negev would be a problem. To avoid extensive drilling and underground tunnelling, surface pipes could be employed, using the principle of siphoning once the pipe work was complete, the principle being similar to that used by the eighteenth century atmospheric train engines in England. It would have to be large diameter multiple pipes to allow for maintenance without interrupting the supply of water. The quality of the chemical content of the Dead Sea would not be impaired by the delivery of thousands of tons of water because most of the extra liquid would be lost at surface level through evaporation. The extra sea salt would be a chemical plus to the chemical extraction companies. Slight rises of water level would be advantages to those chemical factories at the southern tip of the Sea. On the other hand, a northern pipe route via Afula and Bet Shean through the fertile Galilean valley, would offer less engineering challenges, but might pollute the Jordon with excessive salt if the flow was discharged too high upstream from the Dead Sea, causing agricultural difficulties with saline water when the water was extracted for irrigation. Salt resistant crops are already being grown, however. Concerns between the two countries bordering the river about the amount of water extraction would be reduced. The mean flow downstream would be improved considerably ... and the Christian tourists would again be able to be baptised in the River Jordon, an activity curtailed of late. The expense of the power to operate all the area’s desalination plants would evaporate and water [and power] could be exported to neighbouring Arab states; improving relations even? You heard it first here Blog. Or is it just a pipe dream, Blog?
So it is two days to the Coventry Half Marathon in which both daughters are running, one raising money for the children’s charity for disable children, Tiny Tims Children’s Centre. It is ironic that the new organisers appointed by the Coventry Council who barged through a new date, causing so much inconvenience to the local Leamington half marathon which was run on a cool day, are now faced with potential problems caused by this unseasonably hot weather. I only hope for the sake of the joggers that the company organising the race have plenty of water on tap at water stations around the hilly course. Dehydration is a serious problem for those not too fit for the long trek. There will be the inevitable moans about road closures ... but wait. The country lanes around my estate were in an appalling condition until about six years ago, when, for no understandable reason, the local council decided to spent millions resurfacing every single bit of highway, many of these newly tar macadamed  lanes were little used by traffic!! The down side was that the company employed by the council took little time to prepare the road surfaces for the new layer of tar, simply laying the new stuff on the old loose pebbly material. OK for a couple of years but then, after a couple of winters, the inevitable happened with the surface breaking up again, in many places reverting to the pre refurbished state. Now, moaners take note. The lanes are in a poor state, Right? The Coventry Half Marathon is going to come down these lanes on Sunday, past the front of the old homestead. Health and Safety is big, Right? The council doesn’t want to be faced with compensation claims from joggers falling over and injuring themselves by tripping over pot holes, do they, Right? This Wednesday morning, guess what happens? Right? A gang of work men come along and repair all the pot holes for miles around!!!!!!!!!!!! Right. So moaners, instead of moaning about the inconvenience of the Half Marathon race in which one of my daughters is raising money for the children’s charity for disable children, Tiny Tims Children’s Centre, plead with the council to re-route the marathon along your street and Hay presto, a newly resurfaced street!! Right! But are the two events just a coincidence; a half marathon race and resurfacing work? When the second Coventry Half Marathon was run about three years ago, the new route took the joggers through a local park, along a rough path. A month before the race, a new wide smooth tarmac path was laid replacing the uneven track!!! A bit naughty really that funds from the North East Development Fund for the deprived part of the city, had its funds diverted from the less privileged area of the city to upgrade the quality of a park in a rather pleasant part of Coventry. Justification for the use of the funds was that the Half Marathon was improving the health of the citizen from the North East of the City who were jogging in the race. Ya, Right! Right.
                                                Colin