Sunday 15 April 2012

Rap up, it's cold outside.

Dear Blog,
Get wivit man. This to be wrapped up usin Snoot Daddies ‘Grassin Up’.
“Gotta go out trainin
Even tho its rainin
Wearin wet suit clothin
Stop me getin soakin
Hate it when its hailin
Moreso when its freezing
Doesn’t stop me strainin
Doesn’t stop me trainin.
But wish the sun was shinin
An me skin was burnin
Turning white ‘t brownin
Like it when I’m sweatin.
Slippin
Skatin
Slidin
Concentrate on stayin
Upright, not fallin.
Got to get the miles in
Never see me smilin
Shouild be doin gardnin
Got to get the miles in
Lots of seeds need plantin
Got to get the miles in
Grassy lawn needs mowin
Got to get the miles in
Hedges needin clippin
Got to get the miles in
Weedin needed weedin
Got to get the miles in
Dirty car needs cleanin
Got to get the miles in
So off I go out trainin.
Runnin up on this street
Runnin down on that street
Bashin down on my feet
So that at the race meet
Will not let me get beat.
Gotta watch what I eat
Now I’ve finished trudgin
Gotta do some showerin
Gettin rid of smellin
Wash away the sweatin
Glad I’ve done me rain splash
Try to cut a right dash.
Get meself a food dish
Likely be a fish dish
Then I got one last wish
To finish off
This rubbish.”
                 Colin

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