Friday 4 March 2011

Pay up, pay up and pay the game

Photo Quiz:
Photograph no. 4


Caption           ’ Breaking the school mile record. Which Commonwealth and European Games athlete broke my record? Which world record holder set County and Area records on this track?’



Come on Blog,
£1 donation is not too much to ask is it? It’s costing me that to post all these letters to you. The Royal Mail isn’t cheap you know. And the walk to the post box is using vital energy that should be channelled into my daily trudge. I don’t mind if you don’t want to guess my time, just pop a pound in my pocket, please!
As promised (time list to follow):- now that my children have left home, (sound of cheers off stage right) I am selling their toys to raise money for my two Charities, Tiny Tim’s Children’s Centre and Newlife. Please give generously.(£1 per guess at my finishing time in the London Marathon if you wish to win my medal, but just donate if you just wish to give) [Thinks: Haven’t I just said that? Better get that new brain neuron thing sorted pretty quick] Before I put them on the e-bay, I am giving you, dear Blog, the first refusal





Toy or Game
Donation cost for my Charities
Description
Donation
Total given
Hula Hoops
£5.00 per hoop.
Say how many hoops you want to jump through.


Five stones
£2.50 per stone or £20 per hundred weight.
Sold in packets of one.


Pack of cards
20p per card or £10.60 per pack.
Sold in packs of 52 plus a free joker or two.


Kick can
Cost depends on what is in the can.
Call for quote.
(Worms on offer - last week only)


Tiddly winks
Tiddles are 42p and winks are 58p.
Why not buy a tiddle and a wink together for a special rate of only £1.00 (whilst stocks last).


Yoyos
£1.03 per yo.
Sold in bags of two only.


Pieces of eight

Eight pence per piece.


Snakes and ladders
Step ladders £25
Extending ladders £35
Roof ladders £28
Snakes:-  Adders only, buy one, get one free.


Monopoly
Houses £200, Hotels £500 with 4 houses.
Each property is individually priced, call for details but do not pass Go.


Tea sets
Typhoo: £1.20
PG Tips: £1.25
Tetleys: £1.60
Twinnings: £1.18
Yorkshire: nowt much, nobbut a couple o’ quids



Dolls House
Mortgages arranged depending upon income.
See your financial advisor first.


Bikes

Cost depends on one, two or three wheels. Driving wheels extra.


Records
Hits                              £0.50
Misses                         £0.51
Slipped (disc)             £0.49
World :                     priceless
UK All comers:     two a penny
Guinness book of     £100.00*





*is this a record price?


Books
10p per page or £1 per chapter.
Appendix is extra. Appendicitis-see your doctor.


Water pistols
Pistols free, water £5 per bucket.
£2.50 for half full bucket.
£2.00 for half empty bucket.


Bagatelle
£1.75 per bag.



Pea shooter
Tinned peas 65p
Packet  peas £1.02
Frozen peas 95p
Pea pods 70p per lb
                                                                                      
                                                                                    

(in  season only)                                                                                     


Cricket bats
Crickets: cheep, cheep, cheep, twit.
Bats: only pipistrelles available.
Ashes available to Australians in a few years


Jigsaws
300W @ £23.00
500W @ 28.50
110% off any orders before yesterday.


Hopscotch*
Whiskey @ £8.00 per bottle or bag of hops (@ £6) to brew your own.
* Children must be over 18 to purchase this item.


Scrabble
N1,E1,W4,L1,I1,F4,E1.
£1 per tile value per guess


Bloggle
TINY TIM’S
8 letters at £1 per letter per guess





TOTAL NOW DUE
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